Boom! Kapao!
Explosions everywhere! The world is exploding! How much longer until all is lost? Is there no hope at all?
So, maybe I'm getting a little carried away here. Maybe the world is not going to suddenly erupt into violent flames that will destroy all life on Earth. Except, of course, for the fat penguins who are going to take over the universe sometime in the near future.
But, you never know. As we speak, there could be a dramatic growth of fat penguins all over the South Pole. There could be a strangely smart penguin who is plotting revenge on the world right now. Revenge for what? For global warming, which could be causing all the ice to melt.
When it does, the penguins will swim across the oceans to every continent, starting with Australia. They will slowly find ways to destroy the human population, pulverize all plant life and mantain only a huge aquarium with their favorite fish.
When all has been killed, the penguins will commandeer a few rockets, space shuttles, space ships and UFOs. They will shoot off into space, leaving a few kamikaze penguins to set off the nuclear bombs and such that will successfully bring the whole planet to ruins.
Probably, this will never happen. But you never know. It could happen. It could already have begun.
Explosions everywhere! The world is exploding! How much longer until all is lost? Is there no hope at all?
But, you never know. As we speak, there could be a dramatic growth of fat penguins all over the South Pole. There could be a strangely smart penguin who is plotting revenge on the world right now. Revenge for what? For global warming, which could be causing all the ice to melt.
When it does, the penguins will swim across the oceans to every continent, starting with Australia. They will slowly find ways to destroy the human population, pulverize all plant life and mantain only a huge aquarium with their favorite fish.
When all has been killed, the penguins will commandeer a few rockets, space shuttles, space ships and UFOs. They will shoot off into space, leaving a few kamikaze penguins to set off the nuclear bombs and such that will successfully bring the whole planet to ruins.
5 comments:
Speaking of hypothetical...
Wow Cai-Jo wow.
Now I want a penguin...
Don't we all?
Very imaginative. And this is a compliment. =)
Perhaps somebody could create an animated sci-fi, about a couple of penguins who experimented with stolen serums from the laboratory etc etc.
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